I’m always second place to everything.
Ugh, you murmur to yourself. Or scream it. Or just think it in a very conversational and authoritative manner. Whichever the case. Can’t this girl ever shut her piehole about FOX’s The Mindy Project?, you think.
Well, no. I cannot, person.
But it can’t be that good, you think. It’s just about Kelly Kapoor’s life.
Oh! I yelp. Startled. (We are both startled. Yelping is what dogs do, not what people do, especially in imaginary situations). Have you never watched The Mindy Project?
No, you say. I’ve never watched The Mindy Show. Why would I?
Well, well, well, well, well. Let’s catch you up, padawon.
Say what?! I still don’t feel like an adult!